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Biden’s presidential campaign for 2024 has been on a tightrope for the last several weeks, after multiple polls revealed former president and Republican nominee Donald Trump ahead of the 81-year-old President seeking his second term. But with multiple polls now showing Biden holding a slight edge over Trump, Biden made a shocking announcement to legally change his name to “Taylor Swift” in order to seal the deal on gaining enough votes. 

After weeks of meetings with his advisors and cabinet members, an eye-opening poll conducted by the International Swiftie Society revealed Taylor Swift’s recent Instagram post asking Swifties to vote on Super Tuesday may have turned the tides around for the decreasing popularity of Joe Biden. Almost four years ago, Swift fought back against Trump for supporting the violence against Minnesota protestors amidst the death of George Floyd. Now, she has rekindled the fire by endorsing Joe Biden.

Biden’s decision to change his name to “Taylor Swift” was a carefully calculated one. In fact, after seeing the 400% increase in Travis Kelce’s jersey sales, Biden invited Swift to dinner and asked permission to change his name and expand his influence and popularity. While Biden’s new plan won’t see a 400% increase in his support shown in the polls, there is absolutely no doubt he will have a much stronger outcome with Swift’s endorsement. 

Meanwhile, in his golden toilet seat, Trump recently posted that Biden’s name change was a “cheap” tactic that was ultimately rigging an election he has always been winning.