Every year, Memorial holds an honors convocation to celebrate students who have been awarded scholarships or honors by the school. This year, the Fifty-Eighth Scholastic Honors and Awards Convocation was...
VPM Drama absolutely knocked it out of the park with their production of The Grown-Ups. It’s a very well-written play, and was further elevated by the amazing performances of the cast. Everyone did a...
It’s that time of year, Spartans! With around a week left of school, we just have to finish our semesterly Demonstration of Learning, or DoL, before we can enjoy our summer. Here’s this year’s DoL...
Patrick Mulkey, co Editor in Chief, Sports and co News Editor
• June 1, 2025
School is almost over for the Spartans and the AP tests have come and went. I was lucky enough to take five of them and will be sharing the good, the bad and the ugly about the AP exams this year. To start,...
After weeks of studying, late nights, and countless flashcards, AP testing season has officially ended! Congratulations to all the Memorial students who took an AP test or class this year. AP tests are...
Spirit Day is back, Spartans! If you didn’t know, Spirit Day is an annual volunteering event organized by Spartan Youth Service (SYS) that brings close to 300 Memorial volunteers to our feeder elementary...
AP exam season is right around the corner, and most students are nervously preparing and reviewing a year’s worth of content for a several-hour test at the Alliant Energy Center. As a reminder, here...
Happy May, Spartans—Prom is right around the corner! This year, Prom will be on Saturday, May 3rd, from 7:30 to 10:30 P.M. at the Alliant Energy Center. The theme will be “Santorini Nights,” and...
Ben Thom, Arts & Entertainment Editor
• May 1, 2025
As the 2024-25 school year ends, VPM drama is going out with a bang!
The Grown Ups is about a group of 5 summer camp counselors trying to make it through a very...well, "difficult" political climate....
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For the hundreds of students and staff who park their cars in our parking lots every day, Memorial’s newest policy could...
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Last week, Memorial announced that spring break would be extended one week, meaning that students and teachers will not...
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With May just around the corner, AP exams are on many students’ minds. However, this year, the College Board has decided...
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