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We humans often think of ourselves as the most superior creatures on the planet. In some ways, this might be true. We have...
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Over the course of his second term, Donald Trump’s physical deterioration has been a hot topic amongst news outlets...
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We've all heard the scientific theory. If an infinite amount of Monkeys were placed in a room with an infinite amount of...
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Since 1966, Vel Phillips Memorial has been a central establishment in Madison. A beloved high school with impressive athletics...
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Attention, sporty Spartans! This spring, VPM is excited to introduce a brand-new sport to our school: polocycle. The idea...
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You know it's quite hilarious to see an grown person purchasing a lot of pokemon card, not based on their favorite card...
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Breaking news—late last night, Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson’s brain was seen perfectly striking the corner...
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Spring is racing forward Spartans and with it comes a sport we have begun to cover more frequently here at the sword and...
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For the hundreds of students and staff who park their cars in our parking lots every day, Memorial’s newest policy could...
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Last week, Memorial announced that spring break would be extended one week, meaning that students and teachers will not...
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Universal Pictures shocked and delighted fans around the world with their recent confirmation of not one, not...
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With May just around the corner, AP exams are on many students’ minds. However, this year, the College Board has decided...
