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Breaking news—late last night, Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson’s brain was seen perfectly striking the corner...
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For the hundreds of students and staff who park their cars in our parking lots every day, Memorial’s newest policy could...
Patrick Mulkey, co Editor in Chief, Sports and co News Editor
• March 31, 2025
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Spring is racing forward Spartans and with it comes a sport we have begun to cover more frequently here at the sword and...
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Last week, Memorial announced that spring break would be extended one week, meaning that students and teachers will not...
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Universal Pictures shocked and delighted fans around the world with their recent confirmation of not one, not...
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With May just around the corner, AP exams are on many students’ minds. However, this year, the College Board has decided...
Henry Riley, News Editor, Co-Sports Editor
• March 31, 2025
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Following yesterday’s devastating black hole event in Madison, which effectively consumed and destroyed each and every...
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On March 30, 2024, a shocking announcement reached the citizens of France. At the exact moment the clock struck...
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With the college admissions process growing increasingly competitive by the year, university admission rates,...
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From ChatGPT given the prompt: Write a newspaper article about the negatives of AI
Unveiling the...
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Aspiring creator, millionaire philanthropist, insane content creator and everything in between can all be used...
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Biden’s presidential campaign for 2024 has been on a tightrope for the last several weeks, after multiple...
