Ed Sheeran thinks that the club isn’t the best place to find a lover, so it seems fitting that the bar is where he went this past Friday. Now, Ed being spotted at a bar may not seem like a big deal but...
We all know how hard it can be to pay attention in class, especially by the end of the year. We’re all tired and these long weeks are adding up. However, this is the most important time of year with...
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In a shocking turn of events, Ultimate Frisbee has been announced as an Olympic sport for the upcoming 2028 Summer Olympics....
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We’re Sanjay and Vince, your Sword & Shield Sports Editors for the 2022-23 school year. We hope you had an awesome spring break to get ready for the final quarter of...
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On February 1, 2023, legendary quarterback and future Hall of Famer Tom Brady announced his retirement from professional...
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“Gonzalo Montiel won everything for Argentina, the first time in 36 years… HE DOES IT! ARGENTINA REACH THE MOUNTAINTOP!”
While...
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Chess is difficult. We all have played it once and realized this game is just not for us — a blunder of the queen or...
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In response to the relatively quiet Academy Awards in recent years, groundbreaking moments unfolded at this year’s...
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“Mommy, a balloon!” shouted someone’s child in the crowd. Yes, it was a balloon, but the game hadn’t ended. And...
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Elon Musk, the infamous entrepreneur has recently had legal troubles, from his deal with Twitter near the end of 2022...
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