Not even 2 months after former President Donald Trump was shot at an open-air campaign rally near Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13th, another assassination attempt on the presidential candidate was reported...

If you've driven around the west side of Madison or downtown in the past few months, you've likely noticed road construction seemingly everywhere. But it hasn't just been the usual road repairs. Mysteriously,...

“Today, I woke up from a very long dream, and I also woke up having lost 250 pounds off of my body. And just yesterday, people were calling me fat and sick and boring and irrelevant. People are the most...

The new Democratic nominee for President, Vice President Kamala Harris, and the Republican nominee, former President Donald Trump, met for their first, and perhaps only, televised debate on September 10th....

The 2024 Presidential Election has been perhaps the craziest and most rapidly changing election in American history. Nothing has stayed the same after the June 27th debate between President Biden and Former...

Spartans, the election is upon us! As such, many seniors will be eligible to vote this year! However, the details of where and how to do so can sometimes be confusing and unclear. Hopefully, this article...

There’s so much information circulating about the assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. But not all of it is true. Let’s hone in on the facts of the situation. The attempt took place...

On October 7th, war broke out in Gaza between Israel and Hamas after Hamas made a surprise attack on Israel, killing at least 1200 Israelis and taking 240 hostages. For more background knowledge, read...

The U.S. government’s Advanced Research Projects Agency-Energy (ARPA-E) announced in March that they’re investing up to $10 million into the exploration of phytomining. But what is phytomining, and...

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