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Last week, Memorial announced that spring break would be extended one week, meaning that students and teachers will not go back to school until Monday, April 7. They explained that building inspectors found safety hazards during an inspection over spring break and recommended that construction should start immediately to ensure safety for all students and teachers. The construction is expected to take a week, meaning that spring break will be a week longer. This extension is reminiscent of spring break five years ago, when in-person classes were paused indefinitely, but this time, Memorial’s doors are expected to open again in exactly a week. Enjoy your additional seven days of spring break, Spartans!
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