This year marks the 6th time that the World Baseball Classic is being played since the inaugural tournament in 2006. The tournament is played around the world every three or four years, with an exception...
In the U.S., less than half of adults read at least one book per year. Many people want to read more as a new year’s resolution, but it’s rare for them to follow through on it. Reading comes with so...
As a second-semester senior, the rest of this year is all about all the “lasts” of high school before graduating. Last first day, last prom, last high school tennis match…
But outside...
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We humans often think of ourselves as the most superior creatures on the planet. In some ways, this might be true. We have...
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Over the course of his second term, Donald Trump’s physical deterioration has been a hot topic amongst news outlets...
While We’re Young by K.L Walther is a young adult fiction and romance book that shifts between the perspectives of four teenagers in their senior year of high school. The book was published in March...
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In late March, the news finally broke that the haunting wraith of James Patterson was finally exorcized from his...
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We've all heard the scientific theory. If an infinite amount of Monkeys were placed in a room with an infinite amount of...
On Wednesday, March 25th, families with children at Vel Phillips Memorial High, Toki Middle School, and the Children’s Theater of Madison unexpectedly received an email mentioning an ongoing police investigation...
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Attention, sporty Spartans! This spring, VPM is excited to introduce a brand-new sport to our school: polocycle. The idea...
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Since 1966, Vel Phillips Memorial has been a central establishment in Madison. A beloved high school with impressive athletics...
Happy April, Spartans! We hope you had a relaxing and fun spring break. We’re getting close to summer, and for us seniors, graduation. Make sure to enjoy the last of this year or of your high school...
