DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.   There are many bad things in this world. But some outweigh the others so much that they deserve their own list,...

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.   Breaking news—late last night, Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson’s brain was seen perfectly striking the corner...

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. For the hundreds of students and staff who park their cars in our parking lots every day, Memorial’s newest policy could...

After 7 years, Daredevil: Born Again smashes onto Disney+! Daredevil is back in a lead role. Starring Charlie Cox as the titular hero and Vincent D'Onfrio as Kingpin, Daredevil: Born Again acts as a revival...

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. After the unsuccessful rollout of WI Rep. Mark Pocan’s “ELON MUSK Act”, congressional Democrats are drafting the “H.E.L.P....

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.   Hello, my dearest reader. If you are here, then you seek the arcane secrets of the perfect bracket. And before...

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Last week, Memorial announced that spring break would be extended one week, meaning that students and teachers will not...

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.   As a society, we have been indoctrinated with a cultural disgust of organisms that, like the humble Taenia solium,...

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.   Recent measles outbreaks throughout the U.S. have been raising quite a fuss amongst the public, but frankly, they’re...