Since the very beginning of teenage romances, love triangles have always been a thing. At the age where everything in a kid’s life is changing, it’s expected that there will be tumultuous relationships...
I’ll admit it—when I first heard of prediction markets, I thought they were hilarious. They sounded like a disaster waiting to happen, carrying the potential for insider trading cases even worse than...
3-day weekends. Worth the extra school days? Worth the no early release Mondays? YES!!
When early release Mondays were eradicated this year, there were a lot of gripes and groans, none of...
Prom flowers, pretty? Yes. Necessary? No.
“Prom flowers” are handheld bouquets made by prom attendees to match their dresses. Prom flowers became popular in recent years, and admittedly, of course,...
Thinking about this finale makes me want to cry in many ways. I loved this “season” and was disappointed so much. If you don’t know me, I’ve been a Good Omens fan for three-ish years now. I have...
From A wing to B wing, there are plenty of fun, decorated rooms and rooms that suck your soul out. If it wasn’t rude, I could write an essay on the lack of joy in the math wing, my algebra class has...
“If the grades don’t touch, we don’t touch.” That’s a common piece of wisdom I’ve heard from my older sister and many of my older friends. Most high schoolers have probably heard this before,...
We’ve all seen the videos recently. The Scientology speed runs. People dashing through the infamous Scientology building in LA. People in suits are just putting their arms up, trying to block them from...
When The Devil Wears Prada 2 was announced, many people celebrated the announcement of a sequel to a beloved movie. Pretty quickly, trailers were released, and press tours were underway. What I was paying...
I'm so desperate for everyone to stop using AI that I'm suggesting watching reality TV. Over the past few weeks, you've probably seen episodes or debriefings of “AI fruit love island", or you may be...
If you’ve ever listened to the radio, you’ve probably heard a song that you thought was absolutely awful and changed the station. Then, you might have heard that song the next time you turned it on....
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We humans often think of ourselves as the most superior creatures on the planet. In some ways, this might be true. We have...
