Last month, Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits were halted for the first time in history. When the Senate failed to pass the appropriations bill, the U.S. government was shut down...
May feels like a long while away, but it’s already time to start registering for AP exams! The deadline to register and submit the $40 payment without penalty fees per exam is October 19, and for those...
It’s that time of year again: homecoming is just around the corner! The dance will be from 7:30-10:30 P.M. at VPM on October 4th, while the pep rally takes place the day before, giving students a shortened...
Every year, Memorial holds an honors convocation to celebrate students who have been awarded scholarships or honors by the school. This year, the Fifty-Eighth Scholastic Honors and Awards Convocation was...
It’s that time of year, Spartans! With around a week left of school, we just have to finish our semesterly Demonstration of Learning, or DoL, before we can enjoy our summer. Here’s this year’s DoL...
Spirit Day is back, Spartans! If you didn’t know, Spirit Day is an annual volunteering event organized by Spartan Youth Service (SYS) that brings close to 300 Memorial volunteers to our feeder elementary...
AP exam season is right around the corner, and most students are nervously preparing and reviewing a year’s worth of content for a several-hour test at the Alliant Energy Center. As a reminder, here...
Happy May, Spartans—Prom is right around the corner! This year, Prom will be on Saturday, May 3rd, from 7:30 to 10:30 P.M. at the Alliant Energy Center. The theme will be “Santorini Nights,” and...
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For the hundreds of students and staff who park their cars in our parking lots every day, Memorial’s newest policy could...
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Last week, Memorial announced that spring break would be extended one week, meaning that students and teachers will not...
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With May just around the corner, AP exams are on many students’ minds. However, this year, the College Board has decided...
Spring is quickly approaching, Spartans! Every year, that means daylight savings time, or DST, begins on the second Sunday of March and ends in November. This year, daylight savings time will begin at...
