Water is becoming less and less accessible. This is leading more and more people to start living without H2O, something that has been possible but not usually done. It is time to embrace the dry life by using this guide to navigating H2O free living.

1. Embrace the Dust Bunny Aesthetic: Who needs showers when you can rock the chic “dust bunny” look?  Let that layer of grime become your badge of honor, your statement to the world that you’re a rebel against conventional hygiene norms. Plus, who needs clean clothes when you can just dust them off?
2. Sip on Air: Water is so overrated. Instead of quenching your thirst with boring old H2O, why not try in the latest trend: air sipping? You simply sip the water out of the air!
3. Invest in Moisture Repellent:  From your clothes to your bedsheets, everything in your life should be designed to repel moisture like it’s the plague.
4. Master Waterless Cooking: Who needs water to cook when you can simply char everything to a crisp? It’s time to embrace the delicious flavors of burnt offerings. Your taste buds may protest at first, but they’ll soon learn to love the smokey well-cooked meal.
5. Worship the Cactus: Forget about traditional sources of hydration like rivers and lakes. The real leader of the water-free world is the humble cactus. With its ability to store water in its succulent flesh, the cactus is the ultimate symbol of resilience in the face of drought. Plus, it makes for some killer home decor.