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New talks have emerged of the now legendary Iowa Hawkeye G Caitlin Clark entering the NBA draft. Yes, the #1 WNBA draft prospect Caitlin Clark may enter the NBA draft, and the new rumors come with good reason.

The UCLA basketball courts have always been sacred grounds for some of the best players to play pickup games during the off-season, and legends from Michael Jordan, Reggie Miller, to Kareem-Abdul Jabbar honed their skills through some of the best basketball pickup games ever played there. It was revealed by an anonymous insider of the hosts of these UCLA pickup games that Caitlin Clark had also played against some of the best players today, including LeBron James, Nikola Jokić, and Giannis Antetokounmpo. 

In one pickup game, Clark challenged five players from the Detroit Pistons roster to go up against her and her starting five of the Hawkeye team. What happened was something nobody on that court expected: Clark dropped 50 points, totaling a triple-double, and single-handedly destroying the Pistons by almost 20 points. The old fashioned butt-kicking against the Detroit Pistons, including ace Cade Cunningham, has now been revealed to be a major factor in how the Pistons went on a record-tying losing streak this season.

Clark has now killed the confidence and humbled the entirety of college basketball and even the Detroit Pistons. As the draft is just around the corner, Clark plans to use her scores from the pickup games to prove her worth and create a bridge for women like her to join the NBA.