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For the hundreds of students and staff who park their cars in our parking lots every day, Memorial’s newest policy could...
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Last week, Memorial announced that spring break would be extended one week, meaning that students and teachers will not...
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With May just around the corner, AP exams are on many students’ minds. However, this year, the College Board has decided...
Are you interested in science, technology, engineering, and math? Or just want an opportunity to try cool experiments and get free treats? STEM Club is the perfect place for you!
STEM Club meets every...
Spring is quickly approaching, Spartans! Every year, that means daylight savings time, or DST, begins on the second Sunday of March and ends in November. This year, daylight savings time will begin at...
Good news, Spartans--we only have one five-day week in all of March! All students have no school on March 7 for parent-teacher conferences, March 10 for a staff professional learning day, and, for everyone...
With February upon us, that means another annual event is almost here: VPM Drama’s winter musical! This year, VPM is putting on a production of Something Rotten, a musical about musicals, romance, comedy,...
Every year, Black History Month is an opportunity to honor the struggles and achievements of African Americans in American history. While notable figures like Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks are...
Although winter is coming to an end, at least in most parts of the Northern Hemisphere, winter illnesses are still running rampant, especially in crowded schools and public places. One disease that you...
February 14th is right around the corner, and stores are filled with Valentine’s Day chocolate, gifts, and decorations, but how did this holiday begin? Here’s a look at the ancient Roman history of...
Once again, VPM’s first semester is nearly coming to a close, which means that in keeping consistent with last year, it’s time to give my opinions on my classes. Unfortunately, all my fun electives...
As Demonstration of Learning week is quickly approaching, we’ve gathered some test-taking tips to keep in mind as you take your exams and retakes!
Before the test:
Don’t cram
Although it...
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