Ten Movies in Ten Sentences

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Elliott Weix

John Wick: Chapter 4
The fourth John Wick movie, which is indistinguishable from the other three John Wick movies.

 

Glass Onion
Rich people are kinda dumb; someone sets the Mona Lisa on fire.

 

Everything Everywhere All At Once
With infinite multiverses, there still isn’t enough Michelle Yeoh.

 

Ant-man and the Wasp: Quantumania
The long awaited sequel to Loki—*cough cough*—I mean another thrilling addition to the Marvel cinematic universe.

 

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
It’s just validating to know that other people play this game.

 

Avatar: The Way of Water
It’s like the first movie but with more child endangerment and also whales.

 

Bullet Train
The two most compelling characters are a snake and a bottle of water.

 

Cocaine Bear
What it says on the tin.

 

Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Am I even allowed to say the S-word without being sued by D.C.?

 

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
I am sorry to announce we will be getting yet another Shrek film.