April Editor’s Note: Final Quarter!

April 5, 2023

Hello everyone! 

 

We’re Sanjay and Vince, your Sword & Shield Sports Editors for the 2022-23 school year. We hope you had an awesome spring break to get ready for the final quarter of the school year, hopefully, to start strong and finish even stronger to mark the end of the school year. Do your best to get those final assignments and tests in or squeeze in another prep session before AP exams!

 

At Sword and Shield, we value honesty in our news. And what better way to celebrate April Fools than by sharing both honest and factually-accurate news with you all? For the past week, we have gathered several top headlines that have been thoroughly reviewed and fact-checked to present unbiased, non-judgemental, and 200% truthful stories only. Of course, we also didn’t use Chat-GPT to write up any articles, as all articles for the April Issue are man-made.

 

Explore our wide variety of excellent articles from Elon Musk Exposed For Using Space Aliens In Factory to Tunnels: The New MMSD Transport Network(and several sports articles, just my unbiased opinion!). And as a responsible Sword and Shield viewer, make sure to share these man-made, nonjudgmental, and factual news stories with friends and family! Wish you the best of luck!

 

Sincerely,

Your Sports Editors

 

P.S. If you want to write for the Sword & Shield, please join our Google Classroom (code: awjii5f) to receive meeting announcements and instructions. We meet every Monday at the start of lunch in the photo lab!

 

DISCLAIMER: This editor’s note is SATIRE and is for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!

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