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April Editors Note
Ben Thom, Arts & Entertainment Editor • April 1, 2025
March Editor’s Note – March Mayhem
Patrick Mulkey, Co editor in chief • March 1, 2025
Daredevil is Back! Born Again Review
Daredevil is Back! Born Again Review
Ben Thom April 1, 2025

After 7 years, Daredevil: Born Again smashes onto Disney+! Daredevil is back in a lead role. Starring Charlie Cox as the titular hero and Vincent...

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Universal Pictures Announces Another Ninety Fast & Furious Films
Amalia Weix April 1, 2025

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.   Universal Pictures shocked and delighted fans around...

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Common Side Effects: Halfway Through Review
Ben Thom, Arts & Entertainment Editor • March 1, 2025

Common Side Effects is Adult Swim's newest animated TV show. Although you may hear that and think of the likes of Rick and Morty or Smiling...

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School Parking Lot Now Valet-Only
Nina Zhu, Student Life Editor • April 1, 2025
Spring Break Extended One Week
Nina Zhu, Student Life Editor • April 1, 2025
AP Exams Now Open-Note
Nina Zhu, Student Life Editor • April 1, 2025
STEM Club Spotlight
Nina Zhu, Student Life Editor • March 1, 2025
Daylight Savings
Nina Zhu, Student Life Editor • March 1, 2025
F1 is Back! Is this WIlliams year?
Patrick Mulkey, co Editor in Chief, Sports and co News Editor • April 1, 2025
How to Make the Perfect March Madness Bracket
Patrick Mulkey, co Editor in Chief, Sports and co News Editor • April 1, 2025
Eagles Fly High In Super Bowl LIX
Henry Riley, News Editor, Co-Sports Editor • March 1, 2025
NFL Playoffs Recap
Patrick Mulkey, Co-Editor in Chief, Sports and Co-News Editor • February 1, 2025
Ohio State Defeats Notre Dame In First 12-Team CFP Championship
Henry Riley, News Editor, Co-Sports Editor • February 1, 2025
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Ron Johnson’s Brain Hits Corner of Skull Perfectly In Highly Anticipated Event
Amalia Weix April 1, 2025

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.   Breaking news—late last night, Wisconsin Senator...

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Democrats Unveil “H.E.L.P. U.S.” Bill
Henry Riley, News Editor, Co-Sports Editor • April 1, 2025

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. After the unsuccessful rollout of WI Rep. Mark Pocan’s “ELON...

Grandmas in Outrage over Closed Joans
Patrick Mulkey, co Editor in Chief, Sports and co News Editor • April 1, 2025

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. It has happened. The day we all knew would come, nay the day...

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Top Ten Worst Things Of All Time
Anonymous April 1, 2025

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.   There are many bad things in this world. But some...

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