DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.   Breaking news—late last night, Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson’s brain was seen perfectly striking the corner...

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. After the unsuccessful rollout of WI Rep. Mark Pocan’s “ELON MUSK Act”, congressional Democrats are drafting the “H.E.L.P....

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Following yesterday’s devastating black hole event in Madison, which effectively consumed and destroyed each and every...

With the onset of Donald J. Trump as our new president, concerns have risen from Democrats and Republicans alike about his cabinet picks, and whether they will be confirmed. Some of the most controversial...

The Trump administration has been busy, issuing an unprecedented number of executive orders since the inauguration in January, and working with the Republican-controlled Congress to pass a federal budget...

What started as a “memecoin” back in 2013 has now become an impactful and powerful government agency, perhaps one of the most in recent American history: DOGE, or the Department of Government Efficiency,...

On January 20th at noon Eastern, Donald J. Trump was inaugurated, once again, as our 47th President. After completing a remarkable political comeback not seen in U.S. history by winning both the Electoral...

Although winter is coming to an end, at least in most parts of the Northern Hemisphere, winter illnesses are still running rampant, especially in crowded schools and public places. One disease that you...

With Former President Donald Trump returning to the White House in January, there are still several unfinished legal cases involving him that may be impacted by his election. Here’s where each of the...