In classic Wisconsin fashion, an ice storm hit the roads the day I was supposed to go to a SZA concert in Chicago. I love my friends, and they all have pretty impeccable driving records\u2013only having owned a license for about a year\u2013but they\u2019re not quite skilled enough to navigate icy highways in the dark for two hours.<\/p>\n
Since I missed my concert, I have instead carefully curated, all 23 Spotify-based songs included, my ranking of SOS:<\/p>\n
1. Gone Girl<\/em> is my underrated favorite. Like the cover\u2019s portrayal of a Princess Diana photo and Kill Bill, I love the fun allegorical mention. <\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In classic Wisconsin fashion, an ice storm hit the roads the day I was supposed to go to a SZA concert in Chicago. I love my friends, and they all have pretty impeccable driving records\u2013only having owned a license for about a year\u2013but they\u2019re not quite skilled enough to navigate icy highways in the dark…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,90,91],"tags":[165],"staff_name":[53],"class_list":["post-2348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arts-entertainment","category-music","category-reviews","tag-february-23","staff_name-alexandra-saffman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2348"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2350,"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348\/revisions\/2350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2348"},{"taxonomy":"staff_name","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/memorialswordandshield.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/staff_name?post=2348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n2. Forgiveless<\/em>
\n3. Low<\/em>\u2013we can all agree this is a good one.
\n4. Seek and Destroy<\/em>
\n5. Used<\/em>
\n6. Smoking on my Ex Pack<\/em>\u2013another underrated hit.
\n7. Conceited<\/em>\u2013I just wish it was longer.
\n8. Far<\/em>\u2013are we hearing that intro?
\n9. Nobody Gets Me<\/em>
\n10. Blind<\/em>
\n11. Shirt<\/em>
\n12. SOS<\/em>
\n13. I Hate U<\/em>
\n14. Snooze<\/em>
\n15. Notice Me<\/em>
\n16. Love Language<\/em>
\n17. Kill Bill<\/em>\u2013It\u2019s catchy, but there are better ones.
\n18. Ghost in the Machine<\/em>\u2013surprisingly not a fan of the Phoebe part.
\n19. Open Arms<\/em>\u2013the Travis Scott x SZA collaboration is always good.
\n20. Special<\/em>
\n21. Too Late<\/em>
\n22. F2F<\/em>
\n23. Good Days<\/em>\u2013good, but overplayed.<\/p>\n