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In April of 2023, the ground was broken on the UW campus for the University of Wisconsin - Madison’s School of Computer, Data, and Information Sciences building (CDIS). Once finished, the building will...

A few months ago, I wrote about the Ray Ban x Meta Smart Glasses offered at Target. Like many other products of this kind, these glasses can take pictures, record videos, livestream to various social media,...

On October 1, 2023, 104-year-old Dorthy Hoffner set off and ended up meeting one (perhaps unexpected) goal: to become the oldest verified person to skydive. First skydiving when she was 100, according...

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